DAVE.
DAVE STOP GIVING THOSE SQUEALING GIRLS HUGS.
dude my sign plainly states free hugs
im not one for false advertising
THIS IS A SAD DISPLAY OF EVERYTHING I DETEST ABOUT YOU FUCKING HUMANS. ALL THESE GODDAMN WRIGGLES MEWLING AND KEENING FOR ATTENTION, DESPERATE FOR SOME SORT OF CONTACT BESIDES THE LONELY EMPTINESS OF THEIR OWN LIVES.
that seems a little harsh
nepeta seems to like it
THAT’S BECAUSE SHE HAS PROBABLY HAS AN INOPERABLE TUMOROUS MASS ON HER THINKPAN. I THOUGHT WE DISCUSSED THIS.

DAVE.

DAVE STOP GIVING THOSE SQUEALING GIRLS HUGS.

dude my sign plainly states free hugs

im not one for false advertising

THIS IS A SAD DISPLAY OF EVERYTHING I DETEST ABOUT YOU FUCKING HUMANS. ALL THESE GODDAMN WRIGGLES MEWLING AND KEENING FOR ATTENTION, DESPERATE FOR SOME SORT OF CONTACT BESIDES THE LONELY EMPTINESS OF THEIR OWN LIVES.

that seems a little harsh

nepeta seems to like it

THAT’S BECAUSE SHE HAS PROBABLY HAS AN INOPERABLE TUMOROUS MASS ON HER THINKPAN. I THOUGHT WE DISCUSSED THIS.

drinkallthedrugs:

AAAA THIS BLOG
http://constuck.tumblr.com/

Oh my god this is so lovely!
Thanks so much!!!

drinkallthedrugs:

AAAA THIS BLOG

http://constuck.tumblr.com/

Oh my god this is so lovely!

Thanks so much!!!

I am currently drawing fanart for this blog, it is the best thing I've ever seen.

Sweet! Glad you like it. :D

Make sure to tag it Constuck, otherwise I may not be able to find it!

lahulia:

bro would be so proud
au here

This AU’s first piece of fanart! Yes!!!

lahulia:

bro would be so proud

au here

This AU’s first piece of fanart! Yes!!!

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are going to murder the everliving fuck out of one DAVE STRIDER. He dragged you along to this stupid convention that you believe celebrates some inane part of human culture, and stuffed you inside this degrading costume. He is holding your normal clothes hostage until further notice.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are going to murder the everliving fuck out of one DAVE STRIDER. He dragged you along to this stupid convention that you believe celebrates some inane part of human culture, and stuffed you inside this degrading costume. He is holding your normal clothes hostage until further notice.

IT’S ALIIIIIIIIVE!

Yeah, sorry for the lack of updates. This is Lan, the other person involved in this madness. I haven’t posted anything before now because my scanner’s been broken and how do computer art. That, plus a combination of school starting and keeping us busy means this blog has sat idle for a month now, which just will not stand.

So despair not! My scanner should get fixed this weekend, which means I can send some of my sketches over to Rosy for prettification and colors, and we can get this show on the road. In the meantime, here, have a shitty apology picture. I swear to god I’m usually an okay artist, it’s just right now it’s MS Paint and my mouse or nothin’.

hi, I'm going to draw constuck Dave, hi. <3

Fucking sweet, man. I shall eagerly await the moment it graces my eyes.

You are amazing.

Oh gosh, thanks!

/hugs/

He is the kawaiiest of them all.

He is the kawaiiest of them all.

radioactive-kinkajou:

TG: karkat chan you look so sugoi
CG: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE STRIDER.
CG: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MAKING ME WEAR THIS ANYWAY.
CG: AM I FULFILLING SOME SICK FANTASY OF YOURS?
TG: no my fantasies involve a different kind of costume
TG: i could show you later if you want
CG: HA, IN YOUR DREAMS!  I WOULDN’T FILL BUCKETS WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU WIPED THAT SMUG LOOK OFF YOUR FACE AND BEGGED.
TG: sure buddy keep telling yourself that
TG: whatever helps you sleep at night

radioactive-kinkajou:

TG: karkat chan you look so sugoi

CG: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE STRIDER.

CG: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MAKING ME WEAR THIS ANYWAY.

CG: AM I FULFILLING SOME SICK FANTASY OF YOURS?

TG: no my fantasies involve a different kind of costume

TG: i could show you later if you want

CG: HA, IN YOUR DREAMS!  I WOULDN’T FILL BUCKETS WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU WIPED THAT SMUG LOOK OFF YOUR FACE AND BEGGED.

TG: sure buddy keep telling yourself that

TG: whatever helps you sleep at night